THREE PIANISTS WALK INTO A BAR
Written by Christopher Swan. 

This farce is a dystopian take on what it is like to be obsessed with the piano and to have a terrible father. John Field, Clara Schumann, and Franz Liszt walk into a bar in limbo... basically to have a therapy session. Absurdity ensues. 

This is a page to stage rehearsed reading, with scripts in hand.